No wood-panelled home would be complete without an orange perspex lamp and a vinyl stand-alone bar.

We have carpet!

Electricity! Without which our house would be merely a glorified tent.

The big, badass bastard of a bath, brought to you by Brent. (It came factory-sealed with a rubber ducky! How cute is that?)

Why it's called a 'Lockwood'.

Foundations and retaining walls and driveways, oh my!

We have foundations! And they'll hold up a Coke bottle! Woo!

Can we keep the Super-Loo?

Why don't more people have orange fences? Orange fencing looks groovy!

Scorched-earth house-building.

I have been a slack updater, and it's been all go! But let's recap: pink fluorescent imaginary deck goes here:

My mother nearly has a garage wall again. Woo.